Masala_Boy
09-04-2006, 12:24 AM
A very chodu shaayar made it to the marriage party of a Nizam's daughter.
He was behaving pretty well when some people asked him to say a sher.
These people were expecting something nice from him when he started...
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHODE MERA NANA!
People were shocked to hear this though this shayar had a famous background of telling some really gandu shayaris. But this being a Royal
Marriage, people requested him to say something about the wedding.
To humare shayar sahab ne farmaya...
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
People - WAH!, WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!!
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDI NIZAM KI.
People were really angry to hear this. (probably most of them were not like
us). They started abusing and throwing stones at him. On this he again
started...
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
**This calmed people a bit. **
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
MAA KE LAUDON, PATTHAR TO NA MARO
People went out of control this time and started beating and kicking him.
He begged for mercy but they were not ready to listen to him any more,
so he finally stated.
GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI..
GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI....
JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE, MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI...
Rest is history. But the history stayed with him when he grew up. Ab
jaahir hai ki aise chutiye ke prem me koi karega nahi. To yeh shayar Hyderabaad se Bombai pyaar ka chakkar chalane ke liye aaya. Ek din usne
ek achchhi ladki ko dekha. Ladki ka dhyaan kahi aur tha to shaayar sahaab ne
wahi farma diya...
MUDHKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKH ZAALIM
KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI
CHUT TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA
LUND HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI
You won't believe it. But the girl liked this shayri and she fell for him.
Things went well for them for next few days lekin woh ladki kuch aage nahi
badhne deti thi. To ek suhana mousam pe humare dost ne use kahe hi dala...
DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI
LENI HAI WOH CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI
That was it! Ladki ek dam ruth gayi aur shayar se milna jhulna chhod diya.
To shayar ki haalat bhi kharab ho gayi. Dost log bhi khairat puchhne chale
aaye. To cheer him up, they requested him to say a sher dedicated to her.
So he goes...
BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE
KYA CHEEZ JUDAAI HOTI HAI
HUM LUND PAKAD KAR BAITHE HAI
JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI
Yeh sunkar dost log hil gaye. Koi bola lund ko sambhalo. To koi kaheta hai
ki agar lund ko pakad kar baithoge to mutne kaise jaoge? To shayar bolta hai...
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI?
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI?
ARE WOH TO CHUT KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI
:blowup: :blowup:
He was behaving pretty well when some people asked him to say a sher.
These people were expecting something nice from him when he started...
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHODE MERA NANA!
People were shocked to hear this though this shayar had a famous background of telling some really gandu shayaris. But this being a Royal
Marriage, people requested him to say something about the wedding.
To humare shayar sahab ne farmaya...
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
People - WAH!, WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!!
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDI NIZAM KI.
People were really angry to hear this. (probably most of them were not like
us). They started abusing and throwing stones at him. On this he again
started...
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
**This calmed people a bit. **
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
MAA KE LAUDON, PATTHAR TO NA MARO
People went out of control this time and started beating and kicking him.
He begged for mercy but they were not ready to listen to him any more,
so he finally stated.
GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI..
GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI....
JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE, MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI...
Rest is history. But the history stayed with him when he grew up. Ab
jaahir hai ki aise chutiye ke prem me koi karega nahi. To yeh shayar Hyderabaad se Bombai pyaar ka chakkar chalane ke liye aaya. Ek din usne
ek achchhi ladki ko dekha. Ladki ka dhyaan kahi aur tha to shaayar sahaab ne
wahi farma diya...
MUDHKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKH ZAALIM
KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI
CHUT TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA
LUND HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI
You won't believe it. But the girl liked this shayri and she fell for him.
Things went well for them for next few days lekin woh ladki kuch aage nahi
badhne deti thi. To ek suhana mousam pe humare dost ne use kahe hi dala...
DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI
LENI HAI WOH CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI
That was it! Ladki ek dam ruth gayi aur shayar se milna jhulna chhod diya.
To shayar ki haalat bhi kharab ho gayi. Dost log bhi khairat puchhne chale
aaye. To cheer him up, they requested him to say a sher dedicated to her.
So he goes...
BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE
KYA CHEEZ JUDAAI HOTI HAI
HUM LUND PAKAD KAR BAITHE HAI
JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI
Yeh sunkar dost log hil gaye. Koi bola lund ko sambhalo. To koi kaheta hai
ki agar lund ko pakad kar baithoge to mutne kaise jaoge? To shayar bolta hai...
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI?
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI?
ARE WOH TO CHUT KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI
:blowup: :blowup: