Sms Ka Sangraha.........the sms collection

[luvguru]

Guys today i am launching a new thread with a uniue concept
it's IMB's sms zone
Here guys u can post sms text from various category of sms, such as funny,sexy,rude,love,friendship,humour,adult,shaye ri,desi,vdesi,political,brainteaser etc.......
u al aware of the thing that many website allows to send sms from pcs
but the character is limited... if u want to mention it then pls metion that its not crossing 146 character limit by writing 146 in bracket and dont forget to mention its category

i'll talk admin,moderators to make this database thread more advance
any suggestion,advice pls PM me positvely...:rule:
PLS CONTRIBUTE AND TRY TO MAKE THIS INDIA's LARGEST SMS DB!!

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:Masala:

[luvguru]

if someone asks me if ur good...ill say ur not...if they say ur better ...ill say ur not...why shud i say ur good or better coz ur the best i ever had... (love)

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you .. I love you (lovr/146)

I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a whole new word. I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a word dat nobody knows. I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a word dat says...dat you are the best !!! (luv)

I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden.I ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean.I asked God 4 an angel &he gave me u! (luv)

:awesome:

[luvguru]

... Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!! (adult)


...I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day! (adult)

...23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow".dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE (adulT)

...Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves. (adult)

...Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!(adult/146)

[luvguru]

• Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!(frndship)

• We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we njoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Luv.(frndship)


• Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either; just leave me alone.(frndship)

• Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U. (frndship)

[luvguru]

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. (rude)



You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words. (rude)


Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat? (rude)


Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you? (rude)


Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!(rude)


The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? (rude)

[Masala_Boy]

luvguru Yaar Great Start.... Will post lots of sms tmrw and i will make it sticky topic so everybody will read this..Keep it up. i will always here for yor

[luvguru]

thank u vey much for ur kind vigilence! I'll discuss with this thread's improvement later.

[magnum143]

good ones ...keep it up

[luvguru]

common yaar i need not any dry appreciation 4 this, instead u should post sms.. that will be most valuable 4 me.
it s ur thread, ur thread ... i'm only a representative..
then just nourish this thread....

[Sauron]

Loveguru, excellent hai bhai

Sorry I could not reply since I have been tense becoz of the conflict u know now

I am here to support ur ideas:poze:, I was, bt I donot know how loing I can work here like this at IMB with so many diff with fellow supermod !

[dilbar]

nice idea man lagey raho

[devil_z404]

The sky is blue,grass is green,
harder the fuck the louder the scream,
louder the scream the better the fuck,
give me a ring u might be in luck

[devil_z404]

Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A: A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.


Girl: Im like a radio ,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume.
Man: Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound.
Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

[devil_z404]

Wht do U cll a dog with no legs?
It doesn't mater wot U cll him, he ain't gonna cum.

[devil_z404]

Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....
still searching.......no brains found

[devil_z404]

Be a lady Not a nun.
Open wide and have some fun.
Big or small.Thick or thin.
Vasline willlll get it in........

[devil_z404]

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful then our "two lips" meeting in the dark!

[devil_z404]

Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.




How can u tell the rain not 2 fall ven clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall ven the wind exists? How can u tell me not 2 fall in love ven u exist?

[devil_z404]

lol..........i can do dis d whole dayyy.........

wait for d next post....:D

[honey81]

An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
Name pls. "abdul aziz
sex? "six times a week!!"
no, no, I mean male or female!
doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!
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Sex is like a restaurant.
sometimes u get full satisfactory n
service, and sometimes you have to
b satisfied with self-service!
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Doc to his lady patient
U look so weak and exhausted!
R u having ur meals 3 times a
day as advised?
Lady: Doc, I thought u said 3 males a day!!
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James Bond boasting
2 girls about new watch
BOND: It reads ur mind &
tells me u r not wearing
panties!
GIRL: But I m wearng em.
BOND: My watch is ONE hr fast!
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whts the diff between hook in circket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary<BR>and other keeps balls within the boundary!
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Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A woman coz she lifts 2 mountains on
her chest while a man lifts 2 stones
with the help of a crane.
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Sex is like programing
One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO
SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
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I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh,
and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out,
up and down..
Can’t wait to brush my teeth
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Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
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Q:- Why is waist called a waist?
A:- coz anything above the pussy n below the tits Is a ‘waste’
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Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,
but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...
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Nipple Nipple dont be far
Let me press u in my car
up above the chest so high
always milky never dry
let me suck u dont feel shy
in the brassieres u will die
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Q-Who is the worlds best goalkeeper ?
A-A woman
Q-why ?
A-Because, whichever way you f**k her, the balls just wont go in.
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What does Bra means ?
Ans : BRA = Boobs Resting in Air.
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Baa Baa black dick have you any sperm?
Yes mam,yes mam two balls firm,
None for my gal frnd n none for my ex
but all for the horny girl
reading this text !!




here is my collection luvguru...hope this will enrich sms bank

[john]

Excelent

[john]

Nice 1

[luvguru]

pls post ur own collections

[Masala_Boy]

Thank you...........for supporting

[luvguru]

New collection of 1 liner sms

I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?

• Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you

• Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

• You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

• God must be in a very good mood today, he made us meet.

• Hello - Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

• Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an angel?

• Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.


pls post ur own !

[luvguru]

I wish no repps 4 this thread.... if u want to repp me then pls post your sms also here .... it will be the greatest appreciation 4 me...

PLS CONTRIBUTE!

[Masala_Boy]

Kabhi tum bhi hamse baat kar liya karo, milne ki fariyaad kar liya karo, Ek hum hai jo har baar shuruaat karte hain, kabhi tume bhi humse pehle yaad kar liya karo

[Masala_Boy]

Ek lamhe me unhone humari zindagi sawar di, Ek lamhe me unhone humari zindagi ujaad di, Kusoor unka nahin hamara tha, Jo do lamho mein apni zindagi gujar di
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KAFAN NA DALO MERE CHEHRE PAR,
MERI AADAT HAI MUSKURANE KI,
NA DAFNAON MERI LAAS KO,
MUJHE UMMID HAI USKE AANE KI
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Mast nazron se dekh lena tha,
Agar tamanna thi aazmaane ki,
Hum to behosh yun hi ho jaate,
Kya jaroorat thi Muskuraane ki..
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Jab Jab Hume Pyaas Lagti Hai,
Unke Aane Ki Aas Lagti Hai,
Unki Deewangi Me Hum HO Jaate Itne Deewane Ki,
Har Ladki Ki Maa Apni Saas Lagti Hai..

[david_alfonso]

Koi dikha k roe, koi chupake roe, par maut ka
asli maza tab aye jab katil b khud tumhare janaze pe roe.

[david_alfonso]

Gum-e-zindagi k maare hai
Har baazi jeet k haare hai
Meri jholi mein jitne patthar hai..
Sab mere nalayak doston ne hi maare hain..

[david_alfonso]

" zindagi ek radt hai.... Jis mein na jane kitne
khwab hai.... Jo mil gaya woh apna hai.....Jo tut gaya woh sapna hai..... !

[david_alfonso]

Gum ki andhiyo se gujar jayenge.
sagar ki leharo me utar jayege.
hume marane k liye "fasi" ki jarurat nahi.
dilse nikal do yu hi mar jayenge..

[david_alfonso]

NASA ne 3 sardar chand pe bheje.Rocket uda,
Par aadhe raste se vapas aaya.
jab sardaron ko pucha gaya to bole.
AAJ AMAWAS HAI,CHAND TO HOGA NAHI

[david_alfonso]

Hume hasne-hasane ki aadat hai,Nazron se nazar
milane ki aadat he,Par hamari to nazar unse he ja
mili,jinhe nazar zhukake Sarmane ki Aadat he

[david_alfonso]

kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke bina,
kitna door hai sapna hakikat ke bina,
koi ruki hui dhadkan se puche,
kitna tadapta hai dil aap k bina

[david_alfonso]

Na kabhi ye chupaya ki pyar kitna hai,
na kabhi ye jataya ki dard kitna hai,
bus ek hame or us khuda ko hai maloom,
ujhse mulakat ka intzar kitna hai..

[david_alfonso]

Nishana jo le wo survir,
Nishane pe lag jaye wo teer,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo Tasvir,
Aap jaise dosto ka sath mil jaye vo Taqdir

[david_alfonso]

idhar kar, udhar kar, tu karta reh har dum
idhar kar, udhar kar, tu karta reh har dum

lekin karne se pehle itna dekh, dabbe mein paani hai ya kam

[david_alfonso]

roop ka aakarshan pyar nahi hota,
man chaaha sapna saakar nahi hota,
har kisi pe na mar mitna,
har kisi ke dil mein sacha pyar nahi hota

[david_alfonso]

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...

[david_alfonso]

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai.

[david_alfonso]

gabbar: yeh Gaand mujhko dede thakur

thakur: dekh gabbar, haath tak to theek hai, lekin gaand masti mujhe pasand nahi

[david_alfonso]

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho....
.... Toh itihaas banaati hai !

[david_alfonso]

jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi..
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le zalim...
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...

[david_alfonso]

Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

[david_alfonso]

TUM
dil mein basey ho
dharkan ki tarha
**____________**
sanson mein basey ho
khushboo ki tarha
**____________**
ankhoon mein basey ho
khowaboon ki tarha
**____________**
khiyaloonmein basey ho
humsafar ki tarha
**____________**
aur tum se kiya kahoon
ke tum,
**____________**
rooh mein basey ho
zindagii ki tarha

[david_alfonso]

is chilman se hum dekhe, us chilman se tum dekho
is chilman se hum dekhe, us chilman se tum dekho

aag lagao chilman ko, na hum dekhe na tum dekho

[david_alfonso]

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Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

[david_alfonso]

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao,
kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

[david_alfonso]

garam tawe pe popcorn rakho to woh uchalte kyon hai???
































khud baithke dekho........pata chal jayega

[david_alfonso]

Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,
birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat
raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!

[david_alfonso]

Sardaar ne ek admi se pocha "Kitna pade ho?"
Admi bola "B.A" phir sardaar bola
"sala do akshar padha,woh bhi ulta...!!

[david_alfonso]

Hasrat ki nigahon pe sakth pehra hai.
jane kis ummid per dil tehra hai
teri chahaton ki kasam
aye dost apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bhi bahot gehra hai

[david_alfonso]

I HATE U
H:-happy to see u
A:-always miss u
T:-take u as my good friend
E:-every day remember u & never forget u
so really" I HATE U"

[david_alfonso]

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae

[david_alfonso]

Main lafzon se kuch bhi izhaarnahi karta,
iska matlab yenahi ke main usse pyaar nahi karta,
chata hoon usse aaj bhi par,
uski soch main apna waqt bekar nahi karta,
tamasha na banjaye kahin mohabbat meri,
is liye dard ko zaahir nahi karta,
jo kuch mila hai usi main khush hoon main,
uske liye quda se taqrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat haiusski fitrat main zalim,
warna usse chahne ki khata baar-baar nahi karta

[david_alfonso]

Heaven Is When You Have :
An American Salary
A British Home
Chinese Food
An Indian Wife

Hell Is When You Have :
An American Wife
British Food
Chinese Home
An Indian Salary

[david_alfonso]

Kya Ap k sir pe seengh hain?
No!
JUST CHECK IT
CHECKED?
YES!
NAHI HAIN?
NAHI!
R U SURE?
YES!
Koi baat nahi GADHEY k hote bhi nahi

[dilbar]

excellent masala member lagey raho

[luvguru]

are yaar tu pagal hain kya?
main ne itnibaar sabko request kiya sms bhej ne ke liye.... aur ru khud ka thread khuke baitha.
im feeling insulted
tujhe naam chaiheye to bol de na, main mod log ko request kar deta SMS sangraha tere naam pe lkar dene ke liye...

WHAT I HAV SAID?
THAT I AM DREAMING ABOUT A COMPLETE SMS BANK
and i hav declared that mujhe koi repp ya replies nehi chaihye is thread ke liye
I NEED ONLY SMS IN RETURN
u guy playin some different ball game!

ISHE unity hi kharap hoga aur kuch nahi!
still i know young blood sometimes overdriven by something wrong notion

I'M really hurted, insulted

BROKEN HEART!

KHYAR CHORO REPPED U BHAI!

[david_alfonso]

Thanks for Reps luv bhai :thanks:

[david_alfonso]

There is Day
Another Way,
Another Pray,
Another Hope,
Another Tear,
Another Fear,
Another Year,
Another Smile,
Another Few,
But
Neverever Another like u!!

[david_alfonso]

If I disturb you







I m sorry !









But I need









To say







I….







I LO….









I LOVE…









DISTURBING U !!!

[david_alfonso]

I could forget a face

Forget a place

Forget a name

Forget a game

Forget to write

Could forget myself

But to forget you…

Forget it

[david_alfonso]

Aaj
R A A T
T A N H A
Z A M E E N
Par Letaiy Howaiy
Main Ne Aapni
T A N H A I
Se Aik Sawal Kia Keh
Iss Qadar
K H A M O S H I
Kiyon Hai?
???
?????

[david_alfonso]

Feeling bored?
Think about me.
Feeling sad?
Call me!
Feeling lonely?
See me!
Feeling hot?
No..No..Noo.
Drink CocA ColA and enjoy the LifE

[david_alfonso]

Msg na karke dil tod diya mera, ab mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puchhe rog kya thha,
To nazre jhuka k apni Kanjusi bata dena:cool_4:

[david_alfonso]

Ur smile is like 7up "ZARA HAT K"
Ur voice is like roohafza "RAHAT-e-JAN"
Ur friendship is like cocacola "MAZA ZINDGI KA"
Ur love is like pepsi " DIL MANGE MORE "....

[david_alfonso]

Ishq me dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata,
Apne hisse ke sare sms aapko de du
kyonki mujhse aapka kangal sms Box dekha nahi jata

[david_alfonso]

Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,
Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho,
Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,
Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho.

[david_alfonso]

BHUL se b kabhi kisi ko na rulana
Zindagi main sab ko hasana
Dushman Ko Bi Gla Laana !
Phir Bhi Koi Gham Ho TO, Is Number per Phone lugana :git: :git:

[david_alfonso]

Kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand
se mohabbat
Tabhi to chand mein daag hai,
Mumkin hai ki chand ne ki
Hogi bewafai
Tabhi to suraj mein aag hai

[david_alfonso]

Yaad karta hain tumhain tanhai main,
Dil dooba hai gamaon ki gehrai main,
Hame mat dhoondna duniye ki bheir mein,
Hum milenge tumhain tumhari parchai main.

[david_alfonso]

Royengi Aankhen, Muskurane k baad!
Aayegi Raat, din Dhaal Jane k baad!
Oh jaane wale Zara Mudke to Dekh,
Shayad Ye Zindagi Na Rahe Tere Jaane k baad!"

[david_alfonso]

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The recipe of frndship...
1 spoon of sharing
2 spoon of caring
3 spoon of forgiveness
....

mix them all together & make frnds 4ever

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[david_alfonso]

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho....
.... Toh itihaas banaati hai !

[david_alfonso]

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

[david_alfonso]

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

[david_alfonso]

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Do u know wat mekes me happy when u msg me..? Not ur
jokes or sweet msgs...But ur name that appears when it
beeps knowing that u remember me....
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[david_alfonso]

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !