Sms Ka Sangraha.........the sms collection

[luvguru]

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

[david_alfonso]

kya baat hai teri aankhon main kis number ka chashma lagati hoo? baloon say khushboo aati hai tum konsa shampoo lagati hoo? yeh aankhan teri neeli hain yeh zulfain teri kali hain phir rang tumhara peela kyon? kya peela ubtan lagati hoo? yoon un say larna thik nahi yeh tarzay takallum thik nahi kya baat hain hum main un ki bajay kis baat ka maska lagati hoo? tera chehra hai masoom buhut yeh jaisay hoo mazloom buhut yeh til tumhara asli hai ya surma ka til lagati hoo? yeh gaal tumharay surkh gulab chehra bhi ek khuli kitaab kya aankhan tumhari bhaingi hain? jo kala chashma lagati hoo bachay tum ko dekh kay rootay hain moo dhoo kay jab tum aati hoo kis baat ki kooshish karti hoo? kyon bachoon ko darati hoo?

[luvguru]

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

[luvguru]

Zindagi behaal Hai,
Sur hai na taal Hai,
MsgBox bhi kangaal Hai,
Kya aapki SMS factory mein hadtaal Hai,
SMS toh Bhejo,
Mera MOBILE ki zindagi ka sawaal Hai…..!!!

[luvguru]

Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho…….
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho……
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho……..
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho…..!!

[luvguru]

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!

[luvguru]

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

[luvguru]

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain….

[luvguru]

Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara
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[david_alfonso]

agar aap dolat haasil karna chaahte hai






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sharam nahi aati dolat k liye itna neeche gir sakte hai aap?

[david_alfonso]

"A friendship is like a gold chain..each link is a memory from past to present..
never let the chain break or else the friendship will be gone..
remember gold is a valuable as the friendship is"

[david_alfonso]

"Friendship is like a precious flower
Ready to bloom every hour.
It may stop growing
or keep on flowing
But you'll still have it forever."

[misterdudez]

Ek Admi kabr par baita tha,Musafir ne poocha:"Tumhe dar nahi lagtha?"
Admi:"Darne ki kya baat hai,Kabr ke andar garmi ho rahi thi,thodi der baahar aa gaya..."

[david_alfonso]

Excellenet misterdudez repped u pls post more :) :super:

[david_alfonso]

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha

[david_alfonso]

Le Too Liya Hai Mobile Magar Call Kertey Nahi
Miss Call Detey Hai Rabta Bahal Kertey Nahi

Dosrey Se Rekhtey Hai Phone Kerne Ki Tawakoy
Apne Mobile Se Phone Kerne Ki Majaal Kertey Nai

Aa Jaye Koi Phone Too Suntey Hai Barey Shok Se
Agley Ka Bill Ban Raha Hai Is Ka Khayal Kertey Nai

Agar Bhool Se Kabhi Call Ker Bhi Le
Hello & Bye K Elawa Agla Sawaal Kertey Nahi

Kiya Faida Aisey Mobile Ka Akhir "DOST"
Zaroorat K Waqt Bhi Jiska Istimal Kertey Nahi

[david_alfonso]

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gaye?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gaye.

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu,
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon ,

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh!!

[david_alfonso]

Ek Trainee tha anjana sa..........
coding karne se woh darta tha........
Copy paste karke, idhar udharr se..............
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha..............
Choree choree........ chupke chupke..........
discussions mein soya karta tha...
Jab delivery honee hotee thee
raat raat bhar jagta tha...
Kuch aata nahee tha usko............
jane kaise deliver karta tha..............
Jab bhee milta tha kisee doosre developer se,
unse poocha karta tha...
Coding kaisee hotee hai,..................
yeh coding kaisee hotee hai ..............?
Aur voh developers
bas yahee kah paate the.....
"Ankhe khulee ho ya ho band
deedar code ka hota hai...
kaise kahoo mai o yaro yeh code
kaise hota hai.....
tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru...."
"Kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyee code jo chal jata hai,
fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai..."
"Door kahee onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle,
kaun jane koyee bug kab kaise kaha mile,
jiske naseeb mein ho likha
acceptance useeka hota hai...
kaise kahoon mai o yara yeh code
kaise chalta hai...
tururururururururu ru.......................
_________________
Your david alfonso*
(¨`·.·´¨) Always
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
`·.¸.·´

[david_alfonso]

Hi Jaan__

Kya haal hai Jaan__

Kaha ho Jaan__

Kab miloge Jaan__

Tumhari badi Yaad aa rahi hai Jaan__

Zyada khush na ho.



Har blank__ mein "war" word Chhipahuva hai......

[david_alfonso]

Ur Ultimate
Ur Logicall
Ur lovely
Ur Unpredictable
in shortcut ur ullu!!!!!!!

[david_alfonso]

ATI THI JATI THI

HANSTI THI HASATI THI

BHAGTI THI BAGHATI THI

AAJ PATA CHALA SALI ULLU BANATI THI

[david_alfonso]

When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone utha

[david_alfonso]

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya.


Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Reh Gaye.

[david_alfonso]

Aik American ney kehaa key America mein to shadi mail sey bhi hoo jatee hye...

Sardar jee juldee sey bolay ! Na jee Naa hemarey dais mein too shadi Femail sey hotii hey...

[david_alfonso]

I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.

[david_alfonso]

We never get what we want,
we never want what we get,
we never have what we like,
we never like what we have,
and still we Live & Love.
This is Life..........

[david_alfonso]

Life is short so break the rules,
4give quickly, believe slowly,
luv truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and never regret anything dat made u laugh.

[david_alfonso]

Q) Y do women close their eyes while kissing???
Ans : Coz they can never c any man happy.

[david_alfonso]

4getting u is a crime,
ignoring u is a sin,
liking u is pleasure,
thinking abt u is a habit,
n disturbing u is a necessity.

[david_alfonso]

The thread asked the candle y do u dissolve urself wen I burn the candle repliedthose who r in ur heart if they suffer u r bound to get tears

[david_alfonso]

Frdship is like a rubber-band, flexible. U can stretch it as u want, but dont leave it after stretching, pains a lot!!!

[david_alfonso]

Never explain urself to anyone bcoz ur frds dont need it n ur enemies wont believe it.

[david_alfonso]

Quote of the Day
A bad workman never gets a good tool.

[david_alfonso]

Shayari of the day


Suraj se kaho chamakana chod de,
sitaro se kaho timtimana chode do,
Tum milne nahi aasakte ho to,
apni yado se kaho ki yun satana chod de

[david_alfonso]

Joke Today

T.C.: tumhe kaha jana hai? Sadhu: jaha ram ka janm hua tha.
T.C.: ticket?
S: nahi hai!
t.c.: to chalo!
S: kaha?
t.c.: jaha Krishna ka janam hua tha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[david_alfonso]

mujh ko nayaa zamaana hairat main daaltaaa hai.....
jis ka bhi galaaa dabauoo wo aankein nikaalta hai

[david_alfonso]

Najro se jab najro ke takrav hote hai,

her mod par kisi ka intejaar hota hai,

dil rota hai aur zakhm haste hai,

isika naam shayad PYAAR hota hai...

[david_alfonso]

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskarane ki aadat nahi rahi,
yeh soch ke ki koi manane nahi aayega,
ab hamein ruth jane ki aadat nahi rahi

[david_alfonso]

I heard someone saying your name,
but when i turned around to see who it was,
I noticed I was alone,
then I realised it was my heart telling me that - I MISS U

[david_alfonso]

Do
me
favor plz.
Wud
U
plz
smle?
Ok!
Dats
it
A
litle
wider
plz.
ok!
Now
hold
it.
CLICK!
,****,
(@..@)
"(--)" Wow ur so photogenic

[david_alfonso]

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

[david_alfonso]

Saal dar saal yunhi nikal jaayenge
Rishton k maayene shaayad badal jaayenge
Par yaqeen rakhna apni dosti par
Bas aankh band karna aur hum nazar aayenge...

[david_alfonso]

Kaanch chubhey to nishaan reh jaata hai
Dil toote to armaan reh jaata hai
Laga to deta hai waqt marham iss dil par
Fir bhi umar bhar ek daag reh jaata hai

[david_alfonso]

A nation reveals itself not only by the men it honours,

the men it remembers

[david_alfonso]

Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jaate Hai
Chahat Ka Wada Wafa Ki Kasmain

Kagaz Pe Chand Tthrerein Reh Jaatein Hai

Tujhse Milna Tujhe Paane Ki Aarzoo

Kuch Khwahishein Hasratein Reh Jaati Hai

Tere Saath Bita Waqt Tere Sang Guzre Lamhe

Maazi K Faqt Yaadein Reh Jaati Hai

[david_alfonso]

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."

[david_alfonso]

palko ki nami me chupa kar sapno ko..
humne unhe jaane ki izazat de di..
hum toot kar bikhar gaye tukdo me..
unhe muskarane ki ijazat de di....

[david_alfonso]

hotho ki zuban ye aansu kehte hai,
jo chup rehte hai lekin fir bhi behte hai,
or in aansu ki kismat to dekhiye,
ye unke liye behte hai jo in ankhon me rehte hai..!!

[david_alfonso]

maine jo socha wo kabhi paya nahi,
chahkar bhi main usko bhul paya nahi,
chahta to tha main usko apnana,
per maine usko kabhi ye bataya nahi...

[david_alfonso]

kisi ko palkon par na bithaao,
wahaan to sirf sapne baste hain,
bithaao to dil mein bithaao kyonki yahaan sirf apne
baste hain... ('_')

[david_alfonso]

apni yaadon me hum tumhe basana chahte hai,
apne paas tumhe hum bulana chahte hai,
thak gaye hum tumhe yaad karte karte,
ab hum tumhe yaad aana chahte Hai

[david_alfonso]

kabhi-kabhi aisa bhi hota hai,
pyar ka asar Zara der se hota hai,
aapko lagta hai hum kuch nahi sochte aapke baare me,
par hamari har baat me aapka hi zikr hota hai.

[david_alfonso]

shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai
har hasrat lekin bezuban aaj bhi hai
manzilon ko nahi naseeb mere kaafile to kya
rahon pe mere kadmon ke nishaan aaj bhi hain

[david_alfonso]

Nothing would be done at all
if a man waited till he could do it
so well that no one could
find fault with it
__________________

[david_alfonso]

Why is our salary like a women's period?

It comes once in a month; ends in for 10-15 days and if any month it doesn't come, it means U R FUCKED !!

[david_alfonso]

Ooopss...!
...ouch!
(")_(")
) (
(">=<")
_().o.()) ..ohh!
I fell down from d Bed, trying 2 reach 4 my cell.
juz 2 wish u a...
GooD Morning!

[david_alfonso]

Dhaniya Rs. 3

Mirchi Rs. 4

Aaloo Rs. 5

Kaanda Rs 6

Tomato Rs. 10

Palak Rs. 15



ye sab to mahanga
hai

Par SMS to sasta
hai!


Phir karte kyo
nahi?

[david_alfonso]

The Superman

One day, Superman was flying around and had a sudden urge to get laid.

At that moment, he saw Wonder Woman laying out in the field naked.

Superman thought to himself 'I can use my super speed and fuck her without her noticing'

So Superman goes at super speed, got laid, and flew away satisfied.

At that second Wonder Woman says, "Whoa what was that?!"

Invisible Man: I don't know but my ass sure does hurt!

[david_alfonso]

Unhe roz milne ko dil chahta hi,
kuch sunne sunnane ko dil chahta hi,
hai kisi k manane ka andaz aisa,
k phir se rooth jane ko dil chahta hai.

[david_alfonso]

Jitna dostana paya hai aapse us se aur jayada pane ko ji chahta hai
jane vo kaun si khubi hai aapme zindagi bhar dosti nibhane ko ji chahta hai...

[david_alfonso]

Woh pyar jo haqeeqat mein pyar hota hai,
zindgi mein sirf ek baar hota hai.
Nigaahon ke milte-milte dil mil jaaye,
ye ittefaaq sirf ek baar hota hai.

[david_alfonso]

Is dil ki hai ek "CONDITION"
jisme nahi kisiko "PERMISSION"
sirf aap jaise dost ko hai "ADMISSION"
vo bhi bina "DONATION"
just maintain good "RELATION"

[david_alfonso]

Teri aankhon se kaash koi ishara to hota.....
Tod dete har rasaam zamaneki-
tune ek baar dil se pukara jo hota.....

[david_alfonso]

Is dunia mei koi kisi k liye kuch nhi krta,
mrne wale k sath koi nhi mrta.
Marna to dur ki bat hai yahan zinda hai fir bhi koi yad nhi krta

[david_alfonso]

Aapse to achi aap ki yaad hai,
jo chahe jab chali aati hai,
rishta to aapne banaya,
par saath woh nibhati hai.

[david_alfonso]

MERI jindgi ka sahara nahi hai,
s jaha main koi hamara nahi hai,
Chhuaa unka daaman to wo haskar bole,
Dost ye daaman tumhara nahi hai .

[david_alfonso]

Kaash khushiyon ki koi dukaan hoti,
hame bhi uski koi pahchaan hoti,
bhar dete aapke anchal ko khushiyo se,
keemat uski chahe meri jaan hoti.

[david_alfonso]

Kya khaber thi yeh din bhi aynge,
jina bhi mushkil ho jayega, mar bhi na payinge,
aaj teri mahfil se uth challe hai,
kal eis dunia se uth jayenge.........

[david_alfonso]

Mehak dosti ki ishq se kam nahi hoti,
ishq bina duniya khatam nahi hoti,
agar saath ho Zindhgi me dosto ka,
toh zindagi janat se kam nahi hoti.

[david_alfonso]

Maine apka naam Ret par likha pani baha le gaya,
fir, hawa mey likha jhonka uda le gaya,
fir , aapka naam DIL par likha
aur ..Aur...,aur ,HEART ATACK AA GAYA HA HA HA. .

[david_alfonso]

An honest man's word is as good as his bond.

[david_alfonso]

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
toh hum behosh ho gaye...

[david_alfonso]

Woh hamse ruswa hain ki hum gairon ko dekh kar muskurate hain,
par woh kya jaane hamein har chehre mein woh nazar aate hai..

[david_alfonso]

Aap pas raho ya dur,
hum dil se dil ki
awaaz mila sakte hai,
na khat ke
na phone ke
mohtaaz hai hum,par apke dil ko
1 hichki se hila sakte hai.

[david_alfonso]

Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume,bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi

[david_alfonso]

Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara intejar hi karte rahe hum tumhara,
kab hogi is kambakht dil me roshni aur kab hoga pyaar ka izhaar tumhara.

[david_alfonso]

Yaad na karoge to sataenge ruthoge to manaenge...
Roogey to hasaenge...
Dost hai hum tumhare, sayaa nahi...
jo andhre mein saath chod jayenge!

[david_alfonso]

Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban gaya... aur main SWARGWASI...

[david_alfonso]

Its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

[david_alfonso]

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle
Million soldiers 2 protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME!
Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI