------>(: Chut-Kula Korner :)<-------

[Sauron]

Bhai log

Khaali baithe ho to kyu na kuch chutkule hi sun lo ya suna do . Fir Dekhte hai Kiska Chutkula BESTEST Nikla !

:clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping:

[Sauron]

Little Johnny


A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, “What would you like to discuss?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “How about nuclear power?”
“OK,” said Little Johnny. “That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. “A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
“Jeez,” said the stranger. “I have no idea.”
“Well, then,” said Little Johnny, “How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?”

[Sauron]

Girl: Mom What Is A Penis
Mom: When You Become A Good Girl You Will Get One
Girl: What If I Dont Become A Good Girl
Mom: Then You Will Get Many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperMod]

he he he..:D
nice idea there...:hi:
iam also coming with some jokes..:awesome:

[SuperMod]

Girl: Mom What Is A Penis
Mom: When You Become A Good Girl You Will Get One
Girl: What If I Dont Become A Good Girl
Mom: Then You Will Get Many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao..:rofl::rofl:..that was damm funny..:rofl:

[Sauron]

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

[Sauron]

thanx Smod, Will wait for Ur jokes

[aamer719]

What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u
insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler

[Sauron]

What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u
insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: Good job aamer, Now I like to see u reply, Keep it Up:poze::poze:

Any probs then contact me

:rofl::rofl:

[SuperMod]

What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u
insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
cool man...repped u for that..:hi:
just keep adding such a fantastic jokes which will create a humour..:D

[Sauron]

Mee Repped Aamer too !!

[SuperMod]

One from my side..:D

• Santa tripped on a broken curb and went to the hospital.
After examining him, the doctor said, "I have some good news, and some bad news for you. First of all, you'll never be able to work again."
Santa replied, "Okay, now what's the bad news?"

:rofl:

[Sauron]

Bihar Driving License...

================================================== ==============

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

------------------------------------------ -----------------------

NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

He will give you the licen.

If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

2. phust name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :

____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje

provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

[SuperMod]

Faithful Wife

Santa is talking to Banta about married life.

"You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there's always that doubt."

Banta says, "Yeah, I know what you mean."

A couple of weeks later Santa has to go out of town on a business tour. Before he goes, he gets together with Banta.

"While I'm away, could you do me a favor? Could you watch my house and see if there is anything fishy going on? I mean, I trust my wife but there's always that doubt."

Banta agrees to help out, and Santa leaves.

Two weeks later he comes back and meets Banta, "So did anything happen?"

"I have some bad news for you," says Banta.

"The day after you left I saw a strange car pull up in front of your house. The horn honked and your wife ran out and got into the car and they drove away. Later, after dark, the car came back. I saw your wife and a strange man get out. They went into the house and I saw a light go on, so I ran over and looked in the window. Your wife was kissing the man. Then he took off his shirt and then.... they turned off the light."

"Then what happened?" says Santa.

"I don't know. It was too dark to see."

"Damn, you see what I mean? There's always that doubt.":D

:D:D:D:rofl:

[Masala_Boy]

hahahha hahhaa

[SuperMod]

hi masala_boy..:hi:

[Sauron]

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[Sauron]

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[Sauron]

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Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50" and "Phone a Friend". http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/9771/29ik3va.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Santa Singh is playing the 13th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next... J
Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne
aapki Computer Screen par...
Santa Singh gets Tense...
Amitabh Bachchan: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options are...
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Amitabh Bachchan: To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka?
[He's quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]
But Santa is surprisingly still confused...
Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai... 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh: I think it is A, but I'm not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan: Not sure, Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh: I would like to use 50-50...
Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye...
Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:
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Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline...
Santa Singh: I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend...
Amitabh Bachchan: Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?
Santa Singh: Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga...
Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan [Thanks to AirTel J]...
Santa Singh: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"
Jaya Bachchan: What are the options !?!?
Hearing this Santa Singh faints too...

[SuperMod]

lolz..:rofl::rofl:

great updates bhai..:rofl:

[dilbar]

ha ha ha ha ha lolz that is a great new starting man i liked all the jokes thanx to all of u for rocking this forum keep it up buddies

[Masala_Boy]

too funny maja agaya

[dilbar]

really tooooo funny yaaar asli mazaa aa garya aur bhejna pls...

[maddog_moi]

nice jokes all of u interestng ones

[SuperMod]

nice jokes all of u interestng ones
why dont u also share some jokes with us maddog..:)

[sheetal]

hi boys

[Masala_Boy]

hi sheetal
how r u?