~~~ Best Joke of the Month Contest ~~~

[dva]

:yourock: :Yahoo: Best Joke of the Month Contest:Yahoo: :yourock:

Hello Bhai Logo

This Thread is dedicated to Jokes for the Best joke of Month Contests:dance:

So what are you waiting of Just Post Post Post

And Dont forget to mention its category after each joke:dance:

only 1 post by one member it can include 1-15 jokes but not more that that:dance:

[frozenheat]

I think this should be the contest forum

[dva]

Sorry by mistake i opened it in this thread

[frozenheat]

Since no one has submitted any entries, ask the mods to delete the thread. open a new one in the contest forum.

[anushka]

wat the hell is this man

[SuperMod]

wat the hell is this man

cant u read d thread title ?:rolleyes:

[SuperMod]

Btw great efforts dva :super:
moving this thread to contest forum :)

[frozenheat]

My Entry
Buzzzzzzz
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a
sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her
legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god,
help
me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the
local
doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have
a
solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very
concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee
out
of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some
honey
over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel
the
bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee
should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband
nodded
and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on
with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it
into
the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I
don't
think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."
So
the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting
the
young lady very hard indeed.
The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan
aloud.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he
then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud
noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now
wait a
minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still
concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

[dva]

gr8 joke frozenheart bhai

[dva]

My entry

Boy to shopkeeper: White condom dena
Shopkeeper:White he kyon Pink ya Yellow le lo (adult)
Boy:Nahi white he
Shopkeeper:But kyu white he kyon
Boy: Girlfriend ka pati mar gaya hai shok jatane jana hae


arz kiya hae janab jara gor se suniya ga
Na jarorat hai Sitaro ki na Jarorat hai phaltu yaron ki (adult)
Bas ek dost chahiye jo Ga**d mar de hajro ki

[dva]

Contest Closed

[CrackoJacko]

contest closed.. :curse:

i was just about to participate.. :blowup:

[dva]

sorry bhai