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frozenheat
23-04-2006, 06:48 PM
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata
frozenheat
23-04-2006, 06:48 PM
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and
walks on.That's Mumbai
frozenheat
23-04-2006, 06:49 PM
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace.The first two get together & beat him up.That's Delhi
frozenheat
23-04-2006, 06:49 PM
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
and quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmedabad.
frozenheat
23-04-2006, 06:49 PM
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software
program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug
in the program.That's Bangalore
frozenheat
23-04-2006, 06:50 PM
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.Peace
comes in.That's Chennai.
frozenheat
23-04-2006, 06:50 PM
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.You are DEFINITELY IN
HARYANA .
frozenheat
23-04-2006, 06:50 PM
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Finally two political parties are
fighting.You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR
maddog_moi
23-04-2006, 09:18 PM
nice work but its shud be in the funny thread not n masala.btw nice job
luvguru
24-04-2006, 12:59 PM
Simply He Ehe He He He He H Eh Ehe H.......
Nice Stuffs
aliasgergandhi
24-04-2006, 07:58 PM
grt laughable stuff
jaya_jizzy11
29-04-2006, 11:45 PM
that chennai jokes is cool
AMMA is the best and her parties is totally
empnick
24-06-2006, 12:47 AM
What a Joke yaar! truly incredible india.Such comedies make my day! thanx yaar.thank u very much.
cutie_i
25-06-2006, 06:07 PM
funny but at wrong place
alt001
06-10-2009, 07:05 PM
nice cine nice
alt001
06-10-2009, 07:05 PM
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jacky780001
06-10-2009, 11:09 PM
gud job buddy....
cooldude_06
06-10-2009, 11:57 PM
good one!!
smartboy007
07-10-2009, 01:56 PM
what about jaipur??
trublu2u
07-10-2009, 03:08 PM
nice stuffff
premji
07-10-2009, 11:09 PM
GOOOOOOOD _You are from which City....?!
purpleatmah
07-10-2009, 11:31 PM
Very Innovative and Hilarious stuff. Though the Bangalore part wasnt up to the mark. Very true about Kolkata, Mumbai, Ahmedabad, Delhi, Haryana and Bihar
sabyasachi00143
08-10-2009, 12:26 AM
Ha Ha ha....nice jokes...
snny_khalsa
08-10-2009, 12:57 AM
sexy dude
neha_arora
08-10-2009, 01:17 AM
really funny..